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Crackin' My Eggs

Kim: Hey Jay I heard you and the girls went out last night, how was it?
Jay: Those damn broads was crackin' my eggs about being their only single friend not married.
Kim: Why aren't you and Bob taking the plunge?
Jay: Naw, that fuckers got Too Tall Jones Syndrome.

Example 2: Bob was fuckin me so good and hard last night. He was really crackin' my eggs!
by Miss Penn February 5, 2010
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What's crackin'

What's going on?
Fat bitch: What's crackin'?
Me, nice guy: The floor fat bitch.
by AYO IM BLU3 January 11, 2021
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Cranking

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.
'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'
by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009
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crackin treys

Crackin treys is what gangs that beef with BDs do. (mostly GDs)Bend your ring, middle and index finger all at once.
Crackin treys hate da 6Ds , throwin rakes love the GDs.
by ✡️GD FOLKS🔱 February 19, 2021
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what's crackin?

1. What up? Gang associations. Crip variant. What's poppin is the Blood counterpart.

Losing gang associations, appropriated into standard vocab from media exposure.
2. sarcastic way to say what up to a crackhead or other drug addict
1.a Big Homey: What's crackin, Cuz?

.b white kid: (seeing partner) Yo, what's crackin?
2. "Hey Tyone, whats crackin? It's still 187 on a MF Rock.
by Ernie188 September 26, 2009
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Crackin

by melissa October 14, 2002
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