Covid monkey

Person or persons with no reguard for public safety or disease control. Refusing to sanitize hands of wear face masks. Refer to movie outbreak for an example.

I can't believe thay ain't wearing masks in here. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020

COVID minute

The self isolation period of 14 days or more that is recommended by the CDC when COVID-19 has been contacted.

I haven't seen that guy in a COVID minute.

by JojoMel August 5, 2020

covid and chill

When the pandemic has you SIP and you need to fill the hours of your days.

Hey babe, want to Covid and Chill today?

by Travis and Kathleen May 3, 2020

covid czar

Someone who thinks they know everything about COVID rules and guidelines. They criticize everyone for not adhering to the rules... even though they don’t follow the rules themselves. They go as far as reporting people to the schools and government.

We got yelled at by the covid czar for not practicing social distancing, even though she wasn’t wearing a mask.

by WinterHavenLover December 12, 2020

Body Covid

When you feel like crap but don’t have fever or covid.

Jason feels like crap and has body covid. Hope he’ll be ok.

by FounderOfBodyCovid January 28, 2023

Covid Rage

Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020

Covid Earring

When you take your mask part way off and it hangs from one ear.

Hey, you going out tonight?

Yep, I have my matching Covid earring right here.

by K Rose July 1, 2020