Advil Couple

A boring couple, which can be old and is always ill and needs advils for headaches/arthirits etc.

*advil couple walks by, wearing wal*mart clothes and sensible payless shoes*
Person 1: aw man, check out that advil couple!
Person 2: urgh i hope me and my gf never become like that!

by Henna Javed June 3, 2006

Breeder Couple

a term referring to a straight couple, usually used by gays

Eh, that breeder couple really needs to get a room. I dont wanna see them make out. >.<

There is this really nice breeder couple that lives next
door, which is kinda weird considering this is the gay district.

by xcupcakexmassacrex December 18, 2008

7-11 couple

A couple where one partner is a 7 and the other a 11 on a scale of 1-10. The quantifying traits could be any of hotness, intelligence (:p), social stature etc. Mostly used in the context of physical features though.

Jay and Sofia Pritchett are such a 7-11 couple.

by MuckFizzou February 13, 2010

fail couple

a couple where the girl is asian and the guy is anything but asian (typically white).

fuck that fail couple over there. that white guy just with her for sex.

by Aliassss March 23, 2010

a couple three

The redneck way of saying "maybe two or three, or maybe more".

Cody: "Hey how many bullets you got left there, Fred?"

Fred: "A couple three I reckon."

by quadbabe0714 November 13, 2009

Coupleless

When you see a couple doing something significant together, like handling their one piece of luggage, and you think, aww they’re not a couple they’re completely united, two souls about to enjoy their love and on their way to their honeymoon.

Ex : Aww, look at them. They’re supremely coupleless. Two souls united in love.

by Conspicuous Zebra February 3, 2010

couple pump chump

A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.

Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.

by weezey! May 13, 2010