Post-coital tristesse

The feeling of sadness , anxiety or depression after sex. It is mostly felt by all animals including humans except the female human and the rooster

We all have post-coital tristesse

by Jawbone December 29, 2015

contact high

Getting high by being around someone who is currently smoking some sort of drug such as weed. From inhaling the smoke you also get high without actually smoking anything.

Raven was smoking pot next to me, and i got a major contact high from it.

by FuckMeOnTheDanceFloor March 4, 2007

contact dermatitis

Epidermal abrasions and/or inflammation, caused by contact to cement or asphalt at sub-terminal velocities.

See road rash

Move as quickly as possible... then hit the ground.

Note:
Author and urbandictionary.com not responsible for injuries resulting in personal exemplification of this term.

by schimschone March 11, 2005

Post coital flow disorder

When having a piss straight after sex, the "urethra" spasms meaning that you alternate between high pressured "squirts" and not pissing at all

I think Phil's just had a wank, I can hear him suffering from post coital flow disorder in the lav.

by Scritty April 15, 2010

contagidiginosis

In the words of Heather Brewer, "Apparently, it eats away the lining of the stomach like acid and comes from cross-eyed antelopes in Africa" (Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Tenth Grade Bleeds).

I can't go to the dance tonight, I've got contagidiginosis.

by c-unit88 February 28, 2011

magna carta

1. An important English charter.

2. A series of Korean video games, the second being published in the US by Atlus in 2005. Known for its confusing gender boundaries and terrible voice acting.

"Magna Carta tricked me. I thought Calintz was hot until she started talking in that husky voice. Trap ftl. :("

"Uh, Eonis, why do you have water balloons stuffed down your top?"

by Espiria August 31, 2008

cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008