political correctness

a platonic ideal, an abstraction, a form, an eternal immaterial underlying reality. Political correctness is an ideal whose standards are so unrealistic that no one has ever met them and all instances we encounter in this material world of it are but deformed and imperfect copies of that ideal. No novel is politically correct. No play is politically correct. No poem. No film. No song. No speech. No president. No talk show, organization or law is perfectly politically correct. And yet we are still punished for failing to meet its ungodly demands.

Shakespeare, Milton, Plato, Kant, D.H. Lawrence and Homer are but a few names in the hall of shame of political incorrectness. So what chance does an average Joe have of ever demonstrating pure political correctness?

by plato's heir December 18, 2009

Political Correctness

Known as the religion of fuckheads.

What a fuckhead, he thinks that political correctness is the key to being an intellectual.

by BIGjon88 August 19, 2010

Correct Change

When you are angry at a store and take a shit inside the cash register.

They tried to kick us out of the store, so I gave them correct change.

by Hollyfcknrae April 2, 2019

Kevin Correction

A meaningless correction made by someone while someone else is telling a story.

Man 1: So I walk into the 711...
Man 2: You mean the Quick Shop.
Man 1: Whatever. It's a Kevin correction.

by Sopranoman January 3, 2008

niggatomically correct

1. when a black man lives up to the stereotype of having a huge dick

A: dude, i saw Rodney changing at the and let me just say he was definitely niggatomically correct if you know what I'm saying

B Why were you staring at his cock yo?

A: i wasn't, i was just..... fuck you!

by sporksshogun April 26, 2014

Historically Correct

When something historically is shown, and it wasn't altered by any person or group.

The video game Kingdom Come deliverance portrays an accurate description of Bohemia, it is Historically Correct.

by Poxnaximus October 9, 2018

political correctness

Something I flatly refuse to conform to

What do you call a spade?

Average person: I call a 'spade' a 'spade'
PC dimwit: I call a 'spade' an 'excavation instrument'
Me: I call a 'spade' a 'fucking shovel'!!!

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004