troubleblind

when one is unable to see obvious signs that they are in danger.

Friend1: Dude, why did Bob keep acting a fool at the party last night? Everybody there could see he was gonna get his ass kicked.

Friend2: Man, cuz that motherfucker's troubleblind, he never sees it coming.

by sporksshogun April 21, 2014

niggatomically correct

1. when a black man lives up to the stereotype of having a huge dick

A: dude, i saw Rodney changing at the and let me just say he was definitely niggatomically correct if you know what I'm saying

B Why were you staring at his cock yo?

A: i wasn't, i was just..... fuck you!

by sporksshogun April 26, 2014