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1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
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1. That guy who somehow knows everyone, gets into every event for free, and always shows up with the energy of a caffeinated golden retriever. Will loudly hype you up in public and then disappear for three days because he “accidentally went on a spontaneous trip.”
2. A man who can fix your car, quote TikTok sounds, and emotionally confuse you within the same 24 hours. Known for sending the “u up?” text at 9 PM instead of 2 AM, which is even more dangerous.
3. The human equivalent of a Friday night that accidentally turns into Sunday morning.
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The Otto Cord can be made out of many readily available materials including but not limited to; weaved strands of porcelain doll hair, nylon/cotton blend, prison lint and industrial pipe cleaner. Those looking for an extra bit of danger can commission custom blown glass Otto Cords on sites like Etsy and Fiverr.
The Otto Cord comes in many different diameters. The larger the diameter the higher your voice becomes during and immediately after use.
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They were never seen again.
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