cochran

n. to have a moment of unbelievable clarity brought on by truth or undeniable facts and sometimes having a slightly humorous effect. (In reference to the late great Johnny Cochran's defense of O.J. where he put the haton his head and the gloves on his hands and said 'If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.'"

After group discussion, I had a cochran and then subsequently suggested that it's in our best interests to have an orgy together. I mean Dan is gay-curious, Sharon is bi,and my wife and I are free lovers.

by bob digitech October 4, 2008

Coach Zee

An older spelling of Coach Z.

Coach Zee didn't know where Homestar's hat was.

by GastonRabbit July 24, 2003

drama coach

Is a person who works overtime to create more drama for themself or others.

Why is that couple still having that silly argument? Cuz Bill is their drama coach. He keeps butting in with his two cents.

by Mutha humpa October 9, 2013

Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Coach Fucker

This is the term used when a child is trying to get on a good sports team, and the mother fucks all the coaches so he will get on.

Whoa, you see lady? She's such a coach fucker, that's why little Billy is on the all-star team.

by Mike Hansen June 19, 2006

Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.

The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.

by Matt July 2, 2003

Coachelling

1. (verb) - to go to or ascend upon, through force of great beats and good times, an isolated desert location surrounded by music, art and amazing people.

2. the act of going to, or being at, Coachella Music Festival, Indio CA.

Slater: "What up Busta? What you got planned for next weekend?"

Matkins: "Sup Cuz? I'm Coachelling! The lineup's gonna be off the charts!!!"

Slater: "Yep, checked the charts. Lineup was definitely not on it"

by chengguan April 8, 2010