Cook My Trout

Female masturbation.

"Ohh baby I'm so horny I could cook my trout right here right now in the middle of CVS."

by pinkfloyd901 November 13, 2009

coodia

a) an un-known object. typically used in a sexual way

hey mike show me your coodia

by ah yaknoooo December 11, 2009

friendship cook

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..

by Crystal J March 29, 2008

Dane Cook

Standup comedian famous for his wild stage antics and the creation of the hand gesture known as Su-Fi. He has performed many venues including television specials and night clubs. He is also a member of the "Tourgasm" comedy group and recently released a comedy CD.

Dane Cook is so funny I wet myself.

by Hanover Booty Contest July 1, 2005

coodz

To cuddle for long periods of time with someone. But especially with the boodz.

All the boodz wants to do is coodz, we have so much to do!

by Sheeba harton January 23, 2008

coodah

A females vagina- coodah cat.pussy, coochie,cat,kitty kat

Nigga you cant touch my coodah.

by jaytee8616 May 5, 2009

Cockdown

When Boris puts the country into lockdown and you can no longer get any cock.

"Fuck sake, that's me on cockdown until the end of February"

by mingesmasher69 January 5, 2021