Definitions by pinkfloyd901

Cook My Trout 

Female masturbation.

"Ohh baby I'm so horny I could cook my trout right here right now in the middle of CVS."

Cook My Trout by pinkfloyd901 November 13, 2009

slice my melon 

The act of taking virginity

"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."

slice my melon by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009