slice my melon

The act of taking virginity
"He's gonna slice my melon tonight."
by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009
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Cook My Trout

Female masturbation.
"Ohh baby I'm so horny I could cook my trout right here right now in the middle of CVS."
by pinkfloyd901 November 13, 2009
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