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Contraception dab

The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.

Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.
Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.
by Vlozh March 1, 2018
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Contraception

put the contraception in a get babies easy
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Cuntrance

The entrance to a cunt
Marvel was so memorised by her cuntrance. Once he entered her he was blown away.
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Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.
Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.
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contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.
I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!
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Source contraception

When the girl wants babies but not the guy, but to please her, he still uses no condoms.

Sike, he disconected his balls.
"Are you serious? You want a baby too?!"

"Yeah baby, anything for you"

(Disconects his balls)

"Hehe, not today fam, lemme source contraception."
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contracoction

Like a contradiction, but more extreme and outlandish
That's a performative contracoction
by Jeff Higbee July 30, 2003
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