audible constipation

when someone is so constipated to the point of grunting loudly

The guy in the stall next to me had audible constipation!

by Joe Bongusiar October 8, 2010

constipated

something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way

mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)

by little drummer boy May 13, 2005

constimate

to get with, date
(constant + mate = constimate)

Girl One: Nicole, you and him should really constimate! You are so cute together!

by xnicole123 September 21, 2011

Conspirate

The definition of cool (sorry Jesus, maybe next time)

Conspirate is too cool for school.

by Randall Thug 69 September 28, 2006

Constipated

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

by etwizzle July 31, 2015

constimated

being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,

friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?
friend 2: i constimated all night.

by yeeyeeyeeyeeyee June 24, 2008

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015