by elisa colton April 11, 2022
Get the ross colton mug.A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.
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by 12StepKid May 10, 2022
Get the Colton mug.a cheerleader, a guy that broke a hammock, a guy that found a firefly in his shirt, he went to sleepaway camp and made one friend and he asked for his number and he gave him the wrong number, and his led lights were flashing rainbow
by coltonhater123 June 19, 2025
Get the colton schiavone mug.Adjective describing selfless, kind, and or wholesome behavior or state of being. Often used in situations where someone is going above and beyond.
"My Korean post neurosurgery patient was singing a nursery rhyme while I performed a NIHSS assessment, it was wholesome as hell. Straight up Colton"
"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
"That guy stayed after his shift was over to help me intubate and clean up my patient, such a Colton..."
"I got home, took off my bra, put on some Marvel movies, and took a drag from a fat ass joint. It was such a Colton moment!"
"I just saw two oters holding hands while wearing glasses and suspenders, they were Colton AF!"
by Arrogant Wizard May 13, 2021
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by hannahgothoes November 29, 2019
Get the colton mug.A person who lives to question one's perspective through manipulation. Even by creating chaos in order for one to see the negativity in their life so they may grow from it. Or by demonstrating how the good left untested is not truly good. Confronting a different truth.
"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
by Jesse Peralta December 21, 2016
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