Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

by CraftyChef November 12, 2019

colton

he will brake your heart. he is cold, mean, and rude

girl 1: ugh colton just called me ugly...
girl 2: oh no! he's such i jerk!

by creamyblood October 18, 2020

Colton

Colton is a kid from bigfork Minnesota

Colton is cool

by Big pecker man January 2, 2021

colton shaffner

Giant cock

I banged Colton shaffner and for a week it looked like I was riding a horse

by Heepel May 10, 2016

Colton

Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE

me: whats up
friend: nothing much..ooooo coltonnnn your husbanddd
me: runs away*

by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021

Colton

A Colton is a ladies-man. A Colton is an asshole. A Colton will get mad if you spell it as Colten. He has hair like a Pomeranian.

Colton, you are such a fucking Pomeranian.

by Animae5life_webkinz.comm June 9, 2018

Colton

an amazing person. he would do anything just to see you smile. he has an amazing sense of humor and style. he has a charm that all the ladies love. he is an awesome friend and very great to talk to when you’re having trouble or need advice or even need someone to listen to you. overall the best person i have ever met :)

girl1: have you seen colton today?
girl2: no what was he wearing!!??
girl1: his jeans crocs and a flannel ;)
girl2: wow i might have to try that style!!
girl1: flannels are definitely the way to go ;)

by what’suppp November 20, 2020