colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019

Colon Camper

The turd lodged in the recesses of your colon that refuses to pass.

Bran muffin and the double prune smoothie be damned, that was one hell of a colon camper.

by kdbamaman November 16, 2012

colonizer moment

A semi-ironic term for when a white person becomes attracted to a person of color.

Friend 1: "Did you see the way Mike was eyeing up Kiesha earlier?"
Friend 2: "Total colonizer moment."

by IwanttofuckJPosadas December 7, 2020

colon buster

Long object inserted into anus and big enough to bust you're colon. the colon buster

Riley was getting a colon buster it hurt.

by Rexh bby December 20, 2022

rotten colon

A very deadly condition,

that leads to a very severe case of

anal discharge and or anal leakage
Followed by the anus slowly decomposing From the inside out due to an unhealthy diet, or lack of hygiene.

The man's farts smell of death, as though he has developed rotten colon.

by Metalmaniac March 23, 2019

kade colon

kade colon is bald

kade colon means bald or is a hairless fish

by byethsLOLOLOL May 10, 2019

Colon Crown

Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.

My boss is not just an asshat, he's king of the asshats a real colon crown.

by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011