Indiana Jones cobbler

When a nazi guy with glasses opens the ark of the covenant with full intention of it melting his skin off. while this is happening, he walks over to the ark and takes a shit in it while masturbating his quickly detioriating penis. the nepalese bar owning woman can be giving a reach around to indiana jones.

Kyle: You're supposed to throw out the free Indiana Jones game that comes with the X Box 360.

Laird: Not until I do the Indiana Jones cobbler on the nazis. I'm gonna shit in that ark.

Kyle: C'mon Laird, that's my religion your shitting on.

Laird: I have not regrets in life.

by Nipplecardboard January 7, 2009

potato cobbler

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another

I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

cobblejobbing

cobblejobbing (gerund); to masturbate with an artificial limb, whether one presently in use by the subject, or one not currently being used as a limb

I got fired from my clerical job at the prosthetic clinic after I was caught cobblejobbing in the storeroom by the surgical assistant

by twentington July 14, 2007

Cobbling

While in a seated position, The act of moving one’s knees in and out in a rhythmic motion to cool off your nutsack or to masturbate.

Jimmy just got finished running a 5k and he is cobbling to cool down the family jewels

by Crabman69 August 10, 2018

Clobbler

1- multi-directional form of movement on two legs with little to no coordination.
2- an excentric form of shoe making that went out of style in the 17th century.
3- a heavy whipped cream served with bread pudding.

1- After a slight fender bender, the driver of the first car seemed to be clobblering to the side walk.
2- The king of spain commissioned shoes from the clobbler.

3- My bread pudding was served with too much clobbler.

by Clobblerer27 December 21, 2018

chobblesome

A made up word from the YouTuber Grian describing "something that is worth talking about".

Grian: I was just gonna say you're looking very chobblesome in that lovely blue and pink sweater. Looks good!
Renthedog: what is 'chobblesome'

by Ascyt June 23, 2022

chobblesome

Worth talking about in a positive light

I love what you've done with the place, it's very chobblesome. I'll tell my friends about it.

by MechaSpud June 23, 2022