Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
by Pantaloon January 30, 2008
Get the cat clock mug.Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
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