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cat clock

The cat's asshole, because it resembles a watch dial. See Tabby TimexPekinese Rolex
Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!
by Pantaloon January 30, 2008
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Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
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12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)
That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.
by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006
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Clock it the house

You see that?
Guuurl, I clock it the house!
by Safayi September 2, 2018
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ass o'clock

An unreasonably early hour.
I gotta get up at ass o'clock every day for the next month. I hate my job.
by LudwigVan October 1, 2004
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corn clock

A way to calculate how long it takes food to digest by eating corn and then checking your poop.
According to my corn clock, it takes 7 hours before I poop out what I eat.
by grimly fiendish August 11, 2015
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pantsless o'clock

The magical hour between 3 and 4am when it is acceptable to drop your pants within a group of people (usually theatre people) after working many long and strenuous hours most often drafting, model-building, loading-in or striking sets or lights onstage. It has its origins when a group of grad students spent most of week trapped inside a room drafting their final project for drafting class and just wanted to be comfortable so they dropped trow and pantsless o'clock was born
Pantsless o'clock was a little too revealing last night
by ukiechick13 February 20, 2010
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