critter

A corruption of the word "creature", which literally means something that was created.

1. Both the slang and the correct version of the word generally mean "animal".

2. (derogatory) A person.

1. (Cowboy to cattle herd) Git along critters!

2. (Sheriff to deputy) Lock that critter up!

by Downstrike September 12, 2004

critter style

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.

Remember that boi I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I fucked him critter style. Twice.

by MountMan December 12, 2008

critterman

an asshole with a loud ass squated shitbox

“that truck sounded like thunder; it must’ve been a critterman”

by sugarmotherfuckingtits October 17, 2020

Clutterfunk

Adjective: A word used to describe a play that is poorly made or acted.

Michael: Did you see that school play today?
Hunter: Yeah it was a clutterfunk!

by HentaiiiLover69 June 17, 2021

Crispy critter man

a man who is often confused due to a combination of sunburns and hard drugs

I am a crispy critter man, and now i've got this wicked headache

by notsoslimshady January 20, 2011

Cliterdick

For a mannish looking girl or a cliteris that's so huge it looks like a dog dick

Dane that girl got a cliterdick.
Damn I fucked this girl last night and she had a fuckin cliterdick.

by Carmy012 February 1, 2010

CLITTERAL

Being serious and in no way joking about having sex with a female.
as of playing with the clitoris.

"So are you really coming over tonight tom?
"Im very clitteral about tonight nancy,
im gettin' that"

by Jay.Burns May 7, 2007