Cleveland Stairmaster

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.

Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....

by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

Cleveland Brown

nice uniform bad helemt (nice body ugly face)

Man that girl is a Cleveland Brown i wish i had a paper bag.

by Blake, Brett, and Jason September 23, 2003

Cleveland Catch-and-Release

This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.

While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.

by B. C. Anderson October 1, 2008

clever-clogs

someone who thinks they're quite intelligent
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally

Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

Cleveland Tap Water

Loose, some what chunky diarrhea.

I need to unload a bucket-load of Cleveland Tap Water into a toilet A.S.A.P.

by Magic man 123 May 26, 2010

Cleveland Hurricane

Night before drink a case a beer and about 5 chili dogs. Have morning sex.When you come push as hard as you can and spackle everything with in 4 feet of you. Enjoy the destruction!!!

That is a Cleveland Hurricane.......the definition explains it all.

by Matthew13 May 19, 2006

Cleveland Steam

Describes the act of having your girlfriend sit on your face, while you eat her box. When she comes, she shits on your chest.

A Cleveland Steam results in steam actually rising from your chest after the deposit has been made.

by Doodsterola January 14, 2012