Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

Cleavers

A term used for mocking someone with a large cleavage.

Macy: " ... "
Person: "What's wrong, Macy? Cleavers got your tongue?"

by knowyourxxx March 4, 2017

Street Cleaner

The act of picking up a homeless man and eating his ass while he fucks your wife.

I scored the best street cleaner last night when I picked up Harry the homeless guy and ate the corn out of his ass while he banged Debbie.

by Cum Cracker December 23, 2017

one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

by finishhim May 25, 2011

pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...

That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....

by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008

Cleaver Steamer

When one of the Cleaver family (Wally, Beaver, Ward or June) takes a massive shit upon another Cleaver's chest.

"Golly Beaver, I notice you are shitting on my chest"
"Well Gee Wally, Eddie Haskill's using the shitter, it's Cleaver Steamer time".

by daniel1976TO June 13, 2007