Clench Defender

A straight male who attempts to protect himself from rape by clenching his buttcheeks together. Can commonly be observed in prison showers.

Prisoner 1: Look at Billy over there... he’s clenching his cheeks real tight.
Prisoner 2: Must be cause he dropped the soap... he must be a clench defender.

Tyrone: Shit mayne... I’m still comin for that double-wide surprise *inhales* gawd dayummm.

by Pooperfuc420tits April 27, 2020

cleared out

(Phrase) The feeling when your high has worn off.

Jules: Hey you can’t drive you just smoked.

Heather: No, it’s fine I am all cleared out.

by Monkey Bar November 14, 2020

dirty clean version

This phrase is used to describe songs that have been edited to play for the radio, but still have words they bleep out. Dumb ploy by the music industry, but American parents are so crazy over "suggestive" things even when we are easily the most suggestive country on Earth.

Did you hear David Banner's song play? It's still a dirty clean version though. Even though everyone knows the dirty version is the better one.

by jkbena612 August 15, 2009

a clean sink

The right sink in a two basin sink in your kitchen.

Sharon: "Jason, where do you not put the knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwich?"

Jason: "Where did I put it?"

Sharon: "YOU PUT IT IN THE CLEAN SINK! The right sink is the clean sink."

Jason: "Sorry I didnt know there was a clean sink."

Sharon: "Well now you know."

by herschell October 13, 2009

Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.

My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.

by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010

A Clean Pinch

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Did a Clemmo.

Neglected to eat before a heavy drinking session, with devastating consequences.

Chantelle was really looking forward to her reunion at the hairdressers college, but was in a hurry and did a Clemmo. The upshot was that she was in bed by 9pm.

Chad thought the evening would be much cheaper if he did a Clemmo. In the event, he just ended up in police custody.

by Lancaster's Second Finest February 15, 2014