Santa Clausing

A term used to describe the depressed feeling after a serotonin drop following a Molly (MDMA) high.

Man, I’m Santa Clausing so hard after rolling last night.

by TheChris357 May 18, 2019

doo doo clause

somebody who shows up wearing a santa hat but looks gross nappy smelly dirty or an asshole etc

ayo doo doo clause

by qualo January 13, 2009

'Fuck it' clause

Every social and some work related tasks have an implied 'fuck it' clause where if it becomes too much of a ball ache you can just say 'fuck it' and leave it in whatever state it is in

I was painting the shed, when I got to the back I invoked the 'fuck it' clause

by Doctor-mustard April 1, 2017

Shanty Claus

A poorly groomed male that is grosky and in desperate need of a shower. Not only is he poorly groomed but he has a nappy beard attached to his unhygentic face. He appears to be a dirty and mistreated Santa Claus, therefore recieving the name of a Shanty Claus

"Dude did you see the way that man looked!?"

"Ya man, pretty ronchie!"

"I thought for a second it could be Santa Claus, then I realized that would be too good to be true... it was Shanty Claus."

"Ha, I don't want no Shanty Claus' coming down my chimney antime soon!"

by Scooptie Doo July 28, 2009

Cedric Claus

The black cousin of Santa Claus, but instead of bringing presents, he robs you of house and home.

La'Shaunda: "Momma, momma, Cedric Claus musta' come las' night cuz our TV be gone!"

by bcktwngrl April 2, 2011

Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger

A special Christmas burger that's flavored with cumin!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

200 mile clause

When your girlfriend lives at least 200 miles away, gives the other partner ( male or female ) the ability to make out with whomever they choose with no repercussions from their partner. However, they cannot go farther then making out, that would enact the 300 mile away clause.

Friend: Dude you just made out with that chick! You have a girlfriend !
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.

by ABCD2017 March 2, 2014