Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
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An initiation ritual sometimes performed by obnoxious adolescents on people or new objects and buildings. In its most explicit form, the act involves pressing or touching the scrotum to a person or object that has not yet been cristened.
The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"
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Bestfriend: stop eating that! U will Get fat!
Christel Ann: please -cry-
Bestfriend : Ugh, you cry baby
Christel Ann: please -cry-
Bestfriend : Ugh, you cry baby
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Christepher is talking to my little sister
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i had to proper linford christie it for the bus
look at this guy he's doin a linford christie
doing a bit of linford chrisite-ing to make it to the station intime
look at this guy he's doin a linford christie
doing a bit of linford chrisite-ing to make it to the station intime
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A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.
Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
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