Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

by JohnMcCayne March 27, 2009

Chorng

adj:
To be used to describe when one is extremely angry and in need of a muffin (preferably banana nut).

Brandon: She's really annoying -.-
Matt: I know. I'm so pissed off.

Brandon: Have a muffin. Maybe then you won't be so chorng.

by ClaudeFool June 22, 2009

Cherington

A legendary word. It is used to both refer and to symbolize numerous amounts of people who are very unimpressive. A cherington can be known as the laughing stock of a certain group or area. Having thousands of negative traits, a Cherington, is very ugly, depressed, old looking, unhealthy, and single by age 25. Typically having around four marriages in their lifetime, a Cherington refers to an individual who like many others, has no good features, and has accomplised nothing in their life. Cheringtons also are frequently depressed and suicidal, due to their failure to get attention.

are those hobos? no they are just cheringtons.

by vincentleroy November 10, 2011

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 21, 2013

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

Choking C hole

A nasty whore filled to the top with dick

Don't go near her, she's just an old choking C hole....

by Boss ninja13 May 28, 2018

Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.

After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021