Chester Cheeto

The act of finding a sleezy girl and coralling her to your room. Then insisting that she eat a family size bag of cheetos. After consuming the bag of cheetos, the girl will then proceed to give the man an handjob. Before he ejaculates the girl must begin to give the man head until he does ejaculate. Therefore tasting the full deliciousness of a Chester Cheeto. Very common at Kent State University and Edinboro University.

Jason: "Did you see Glenn took Katherine home last night?"
Kyle:"Yeah I heard he got a Chester Cheeto"
Jason:"Lucky dog"

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by moseschristianseanathontheIII October 7, 2011

chook chaser

(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.

Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?

by Em Dee October 3, 2005

Clout Chaser

a person that only does stuff for fame

You know I go as a Clout Chaser dude.

by AYYStopCloutChasers October 17, 2018

Cable Chatter

The rancorous, full contact , and often brazenly partisan haranguing displayed on cable news networks (i.e. CNN, MSNBC, FOX NEWS). The phrase was popularized by President Obama during an NBC interview.

Olbermann: Lets cut the Cable Chatter and get serious. America needs real solutions.

Hannity: cut taxes...cut taxes....

Olbermann: But America needs to fund road repairs and medicaid.

Hannity: Cut Taxes... Ronald Reagan...Cut taxes...

Olbermann: But public schools and Veteran Hospitals?

Hannity: CUT TAXES!!! Democrats are SOCIALISTS!!!! Reaaaaagaaaaaan!!!!

by sounds elcectic June 4, 2009

chocolate chaser

A person of non-African descent who exclusively or nearly exclusively seeks romantic partnerships or sexual liasons with persons of African descent. See also Yellow Fever or Asian fetish for similar fixations.

Robert De Niro is such a chocolate chaser.

by JSNYC May 10, 2006

charter communications

Worst internet provider ever... Better speak Arabic if your calling their customer support.

I waited 3 months for a technician to come fix my cable lines. According to Customer Service, the technician had gotten a little too drunk the night before he was scheduled to come, and blew his head off playing Russian Roulette at a bar. FAIL of an excuse Charter Communications!

by rob994 September 10, 2010

Charter

A word describing a random, completely inexplicable action, sentence, etc. Can be extremely idiotic. It relates directly to the way in which socially accepting and completely awkward kids attending a good Charter school behave.

Oh. Cut off your shoelaces again? Very charter of you.

by Lactatious Chicken January 14, 2017