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The most thoughtful,caring,annoying, yet cutest guy. He will never turn his back on you he will stay by your side a good kisser. Big package. He always makes you laugh when your feeling down. If he doesn't seem happy comfort him there's a reason. If you lose him you'll regret it.
"I love me some Christian"
"Did you see Christian today he look cute as always"
Christian by Samantha2012 November 5, 2016
Beautiful, loving, unselfish woman who's badassery is out of this world! Coolest mom with impeccable taste and style.
Christian is so cool, her mom skills are simply badass! #badassery #awsome #tocoolforyou #skills
"That Christian is being really mean ".
Christian by Wildguy February 13, 2017
people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.
Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.
Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge
This person is 1 Christian
Christian is a very rude guy, Many people hate him to the bone
Guy: did you hear what Christian did to that one dude
Guy 2:yea , good thing i dont talk to him
Christian by XyomamaX July 24, 2018