Cave buddy

A male friend that has had sexual intercourse with a female that another male friend has

Oh you boned her too? We're totally cave buddies! (cave buddy)

by PrizzleDizzle July 28, 2009

Cave Turkey

A very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. This creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. They thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. Carnivorous Turkey's that will kill and eat you if given the chance.

"God you scared me, as if a Cave Turkey were in the room"

"This crime scene looks like a bunch of Cave Turkey's have been here"

by Tommy 2 Shoes February 6, 2010

Cave Jew

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

by murkishboy January 12, 2012

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014

Cavetowned

Getting cancelled for saying something offensive to a group that you secretly belong to, forcing you to tell people your identity to avoid backlash.

Person 1: Did you hear? John got in trouble for saying the f slur…
Person 2: Didn’t he have to come out as gay after that? Getting cavetowned must suck.

by ajshdhejw October 14, 2021

Robot caveman

One who goes Boo Boo Beep with a grunt as if a caveman

What was that on my voicemail?

I think it was a robot caveman

by drivewaypuddleshallow September 7, 2011

Gandalf's Cave

Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.

Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"

Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "

Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by mattcrowley1234 July 30, 2010