Catholic van

An 8 to 12 passenger van driven by Catholics opposed to contraception.

Marry her and you’ll be buying a Catholic van before you know it.

by prudepossum August 9, 2021

Catholic Bypass

The good ole poophole loophole. Allowing one to engage in anal sex before marriage while still technically being a virgin.

“Damn bro, she was saving herself for marriage so I took the catholic bypass”

by marseddie February 3, 2021

Guilty Catholic

Masturbating with your hands in the prayer position.

I injured my hand so the only way I could get myself off was the guilty catholic.

by Justsomeguy03 December 16, 2022

Lancaster Catholic

A heavily religious school where at least 30% takes their education seriously. despite its catholic name 20% of the school is full of queers the rest are just homophobic. nobody takes mass seriously and almost every time someone gets in trouble, and if you wanna get high just go to bathroom but half the time someone will snitch on you.

person 1:what a school you go too
person 2: lancaster catholic
person 1: sucks

by little britain December 3, 2021

Catholic Rubdown

The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.

Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?

by Chris Moschetti September 10, 2006

Catholic Special

noun: Similar to Happy Ending

"I'm not talkin' about a quick lick... I want the Catholic Special!!"

by NaughtEPriest April 9, 2010

catholic church

One of many original roots of discrimination and hatred.
Fears competition that could make man sway from their god so they tell us that things are wrong or sins.
PromotesPrejudice against threats such as women, other religions pagans
HAVE killed more people than Nazi's
Set's ridiculous rules and regulations about what are right and wrong, and how to compensate for them.

1. The Catholic Church was responsible for promoting intolerance throughout history, such as in the case of:
a. Women
b. Jews
c. Muslims
d. Protestants
e. Pagans
f. Every other religion
e. Liberals
f. Gays/Lesbians
d. Abortionists
g. "Sinners"
h. Anyone not "like them" or that go against their "beliefs"

2. Catholics hold "Beliefs" I don't 'believe' what you believe. How the hell do you know anything anyways; have you talked to God? Here is an idea; believe what you want, but don't condemn, condone, or object to anything. Period. If the Catholic "God" is going to judge us, then Catholics shouldn't have to.

Note on abortion: Do you want to be the child of a rape victim? Or a 16 year old girl? Or both? Didn't think so...

by downw/discriminationupw/anarchy March 15, 2007