Catholic Beth

A girl who loves sex, has it so loud and shouts God when she orgasms. Goes for midnight walks and has Catholic sex.

“Who’s that girl? Oh her? That’s Catholic Beth”

by Fitlover173 October 12, 2017

catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.

Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019

Guilty Catholic

Masturbating with your hands in the prayer position.

I injured my hand so the only way I could get myself off was the guilty catholic.

by Justsomeguy03 December 16, 2022

Catholic Baptism

the action of a priest ejaculating on the face of a minor.

John: "Did you hear what happened to those Altar Boys?"

Brian: "yeah, heard they got a Catholic Baptism"

by I'm not from AriZona June 2, 2020

Lancaster Catholic

A heavily religious school where at least 30% takes their education seriously. despite its catholic name 20% of the school is full of queers the rest are just homophobic. nobody takes mass seriously and almost every time someone gets in trouble, and if you wanna get high just go to bathroom but half the time someone will snitch on you.

person 1:what a school you go too
person 2: lancaster catholic
person 1: sucks

by little britain December 3, 2021

Catholic Rubdown

The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.

Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?

by Chris Moschetti September 10, 2006

Catholic Special

noun: Similar to Happy Ending

"I'm not talkin' about a quick lick... I want the Catholic Special!!"

by NaughtEPriest April 9, 2010