Drunken Carpenter

While intoxicated and engaging in the act of vagina intercourse from behind (aka "Doggiestyle"), the penis, while being forcefully moved in and out of the vagina "accidentally" slips out and is subsequently slammed into the anus of the unsuspecting partner.

Pete: Man, last night I was so wasted I accidentally gave Gina the Drunken Carpenter.

Steve: Was she pissed?

Pete: She was when she woke up.

by Morgan Candlelight December 14, 2009

The Walrus and the Carpenter

The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.

Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.

by Dream69420 May 22, 2009

Sabrina carpenter

She’s that blonde girl 🙂👱🏻 ♀️

“And ur probably with that blonde girl…”
Sabrina carpenters new song throws shade!!

by I love miraculous 3000 May 23, 2021

caretender

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun

"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"

by AmboNec December 19, 2013

Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend

A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!

by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010

Catendre

Queen of Excellence

I know this girl she is part of the Catendre group, she acts like a queen she is part of the catendres

by Susie246 March 5, 2018

Carpenter’s dozen

A collection of sixteen of something

The hardware store sells a box of nails by the carpenter’s dozen.

by Joe Hardwick June 7, 2018