carnie

Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.

The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?

by the_guy January 14, 2005

Alexander Carneiro

Some guy who makes YouTube videos for a living. Has his own website, www.officiallymrstud.com. Known to have a shitty, tragic life but always manages to hide it with jokes, laughs, and his outgoing personality. Some middle school students are known for making extreme rumors about Alex in the past, ex. being a rapist or a pedophile. Alexander Carneiro loves making people laugh with his videos and hopes to someday become famous. You can find a lot about Alex by searching his name in many search-bars like Google. Alexander Carneiro goes by the nickname of MrStud which he got from middle school when the teachers would address him by that name. Alexander Carneiro and Andy Milonakis have been caught arguing via Stickam some years ago. Alexander Carneiro has released a YouTube video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" many years back which currently has about two million views. Alexander Carneiro is known to flirt with many random girls as a cure for his boredness.

Izzy: Wow, this Bloody Mary video is gay. Who is this kid?
Alex: Hi, I'm Alex.
Izzy: If you haven't been killed yet, do think you could let me do it? Like, I'd love to try and gain the last 35 secs you stole from my life!

Nikki: Ew, that kid is such a creep.
Jessica: Oh, that's just Alexander Carneiro.

(Friend requests cute female)
Jennifer: Uhm, do I know you?
Alex: Unfortunately you don't, but I'm Alexander Carneiro and I was just wondering if I could have it back?
Jennifer: Have what back?
Alex: My eye.
Jennifer: Wow, what a creeper!
Alex:

by HotPocketLover March 4, 2011

Cephalic Carnage

The most brutally talented band in any extreme metal genre. WARNING: Listing to this band may cause an adrenaline rush so powerful that one will colapase into an epileptic sezuire untill the next song.

All I remeber after lisining to Cephalic Carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and I was soon diagnosed as having alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome

by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003

Carnycharm

The ability obtained by carnival workers, also known as "carnys". This ability allows the carnys to lie, cheat, and trick carnivalgoers into beleiving that you didnt win a carnival game that you actually did win. It is an awful experience having thier carnycharm put on you and it is sure to put you in a bad mood for the rest of the day. A normal person can also obtain carnycharm and use it for their own personal gain.

Man #1 - How did you talk that girl into giving you head?
Man #2 - I used my carnycharm.

by The Great Possum and Snake July 16, 2008

Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.

by DerekGibney June 22, 2006

carne asada fries

the most delicious food known to mankind. loved by almost all in san diego. probably an abomination to true mexican food but theyre just too delicious to pass up.

carne asada fries can basically be purchased at any mexican food place in southern california. hallelujah.

by 2pacalypseNOW August 4, 2008

dark carnival

Trues humbely united gathering souls from St.Clair a street in Cleveland Ohio!

5 SCT's from the CLE!

by A.C. Killer August 22, 2003