cactus dildo

Nothing to be fucked around with if you know what I mean

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos

by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016

cactus ass

When you have several hairs in your bum, and you also don't wipe. The hairs began to crust, and become more firm so it pokes around your bum.

Omg Becky, I totally have cactus ass.

by Firekrackerinmybutt September 5, 2017

Baby Cactus

A woman's pubic area when it has been shaved and left for 4 days or more.

Arthur: "Why are you being such a douche?"

Matt: "My girlfriend is mad at me, and now she has a baby cactus going on!"

by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

Family Cactus

The most inappropriate cactus ever

Guy:Hey can I see your family cactus?
Girl:Ew no that's so inappropriate!!!

by 666FamilyCactusLover666 February 14, 2017

raped by a cactus

When something is so frustrating this is usually said as a response.

"This game is so difficult! It's like being raped by a cactus!"

by hailthemotherland September 22, 2013

caculunt

caculunt: a cackling cunt: mostly used for bitches that cackle, a derogatory term for a woman that really thinks she is hot shit but she is not, a woman that can't stop talking because she likes to hear herself talk,

I hate that teacher. She never stops talking, she goes on and on and on. Talk about being caculunt.

by Pattio January 2, 2006

Happy Cactus

noun/verb.
plural form: Happy Cacti

When a guy who has participated in "No Shave November" goes down on a girl to eat her out. The rubbing of the stubble against her vagina would be analogous to a cactus rubbing against her flesh. In an added twist, the female has a deflated balloon inserted in her vagina. As the balloon is blown up by the male partner's mouth play, the balloon expands, causing a tickling sensation.

In a male-to-male variation, substitute the vagina for an anus.

Hunter made his girlfriend scream in pain and delight as he gifted the Happy Cactus upon her.

Mitchell's boyfriend made him scream out in pain and unexpected delight as Mitchell was surprise Happy Cactus'ed.

by CPT Morgan, Ph.D. December 2, 2010