clumpet

when the gut hangs over the girls vagina in the lower abdominal region.

-hey Dave, did you see that chicks clumpet?

by manick pauldakes June 23, 2010

crumped

To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.

by tho3m January 9, 2010

crumpetto

crumpetto loves sasha from aot and is a funny person they’re also a really great artist !!

“hey do you know crumpetto ??”

“yeah i do !! did you know they have a crush on hop pop ?!”

“no way !!”

by sumireslover September 15, 2021

double crumpets

When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed

(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!

Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!

by Nomis06 July 12, 2007

crumptitous

Feeling of acute holeyness or feeling porous much like a crumpet.

I'm so drained I think I might have crumptitous.
He is really dehydrated, maybe he has crumptitous.

by DrCsDizzle November 27, 2012

crampetan

The being seen only in the deepest darkest depths of potterne normally accompanied by gracjan gruszka and his father connor rawlinson

ashton: damn evan potterne really scares me at this time
evan: oh no its the crampetan with gracjan and connor

by bruce x john October 2, 2022

bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017