Craptastic

Lame Boring Useless Inane

Craptastic is the bastard child of the word Crappy and Fantastic. Generally meaning something that was either supposed to be good or nice, has become something horrid or disgusting.

Also known to define something as mind numbingly boring/lame.

"Wow, this cake looked good in the catalog but it's taste is craptastic!"

"This new video game I bought got so much I hype that I was anxious to play it but now that I have it's simply craptastic."

by OkiMar August 19, 2008

criptard

one who is retarded to the max..with the added insult of them also being a crip
gumby and fat can also be added to criptard to increase embarasment..fat* gumby* criptard

Rob-Oi look at that dikhed
Gaz- Yeah i know man
Rob- who dus that fat gumby criptard think he is?
Gaz- i dunno but he sure is criptarded

by robdogggggg June 7, 2007

craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.

Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"

by Rob November 18, 2003

craptop

Any laptop which impedes your performance as a professional gamer.

I'd whup your POSDWTC single handedly if it weren't for this damn craptop!

by Cheerio February 23, 2003

Craptain Crunch

Captain Crunch with water instead of milk or Captain Crunch without sugar.

Also a popular metal band.
www.myspace.com/craptaincrunchrules

"Hey Joe, what's with the craptain crunch?!"

by Fire Ninja September 7, 2007

craptop

You know when you use your nice, clean laptop when your on the John? Well, this, my friends, is when your laptop becomes what is known as a "CrapTop"

Having the urge to look at facebook on your CRAPtop, while simultaneously having to take a shit.

by Legos August 21, 2007

craptitude

A measurment of how bad someone has to crap.

When I woke up this morning I had to shit so bad my craptitude must have been at 95%.

by fader0003 July 29, 2008