Touched cloth

To Have your shit touch your pants.

Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.

Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?

Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.

by Josh_S September 16, 2008

fish cloth

a conjunction of fish eye and cloth ears. Means genral sensery deprevation

like a "compleate twat" or making a "compleate twat" of it

by dodgyboz February 24, 2004

gilbert clothing

A Colorado clothing company that specializes in designer apparel.

a: "Hey dude, I need some new clothes"
b: "Well then get some sweet Gilbert Clothing"

by Gilbert Clothing September 28, 2006

cloth head

a spacker who's just being a melt

nah cmon, i cant be arsed with you cloth heads, can you basically just explain to me what am doin

by jamesbond2007 November 20, 2017

Touching Cloth

You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.

The fact that we was touching cloth rapidly disuaded him from from letting rip a trouser tornado.

by Jockey August 19, 2003

clothing sex

Where two people have intercourse, but keep the clothes on. Kind of what you see in the movies, where an actress is stimulating passionate sex with a co-star but she has her bra on.

Monica and Johnny are very conservative, so instead of taking off all there clothes, they have clothing sex.

by NOT Oreilly March 29, 2008

women's clothing

clothing that women wear.

He was so lost he didn't realize he was in the women's clothing section until he noticed the dresses.

by naruhodo November 16, 2010