Chili Math 

Fiendish math questions that are likely to get someone mentally constipated, or to make them feel logically disgusted, if they attempt to solving them without any formal training or preparation.

Like olympiad math, chili math should be introduced only to mathematically precocious kids lest the questions prove logically repugnant to immature or young minds.

Chili Math by MathPlus March 2, 2021

chili dog 

when a man shits on a girls chest and then titty fucks her

im gonna give you a chili dog baby!!!

chili dog by Alan September 29, 2003

chili dog 

poo poo
on the wee wee
after sodomy

I went Sadam Hussein on Gomer Pyle's ass, and he gave me a chili dog. And then he ate it!

chili dog by Rock Hudson July 8, 2006

chili pepper bumsex

Using chilli peppers on one's penis and/or anus and then engaging in anal sex. Chili peppers increase stimulation of the anus and penis.

We really kicked up our sexlife since we started having chili pepper bumsex!

chili pepper bumsex by Humous-ass September 15, 2009

chili dog with relish

the act of defecating on a woman's breast, then titty fucking her, and throwing up on her chest as you titty fuck her.

I gave this girl the chili dog, and it was so gross that I ended up adding relish. I don't think i'll be eating a chili dog with relish anytime soon.

chili dog with relish by chili master April 8, 2010

chili willy 

Inserting a cold penis into a womans vagina.

Yeah, i woke up and put my dick in the freezer for half an hour and then gave that bitch the chili willy!

chili willy by shomasa November 22, 2011

chili bowl 

Shit in a girl's pussy then proceed to eat her out.

i was in the mood for a bowl of chili so i asked my girlfriend if she wanted some chili too. she said yes so i gave her a chili bowl

chili bowl by The El Tee October 20, 2009