cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out

Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up

by Anewngga57 August 23, 2021

craterhead

A person who has taken part in the annual Craterheads mountain bike ride in British Columbia. This event began at Crater Mountain in 1988 and has continued at various locations across the province since then. The name comes both from the original location of the ride and from a reference to the fact that participants in this ride have less than average intelligence, as exemplified by their willingness to participate in such a ride.

1. Allan is such a craterhead - he goes on this ride every year.
2. Where is the Craterheads ride this year? I think it's at Placer Mountain.

by Taryn June 10, 2004

'Crat

'Crat is a vulgar contraction of the word democrat indicating a vulgar contraction of a once great American Political Party that has been perverted into an organization of corrupt power mongers.

The 'crat public option for health care is a huge Ponzi scheme designed to rip off the public.

by realdealjeff October 6, 2009

Crater Penis

A penis that is so small that it is inverted, much like a crater

Samantha: Oh My God, please whip it out John
John: *whips it out*
Samantha: Ew, it's a crater penis!!!!

by Crater, Esq. December 23, 2010

crat

Stemming from the word bureaucrat; a person who is obsessed with processes, titles and is all around inefficient. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Joe: Dude, Carey just asked me to copy her on all of my emails to the client.
Mark: What a crat!

Jim: Kasey sent back a million revisions to my powerpoint. This is the third time she's reviewed it!
Terrell: You just got cratted on real bad.

by Ashy009 March 4, 2011

crate of beer

Where you and your mate rate a women or man. Using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. If they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she 's or he's a "crate of beer". Whereas 10/10 would be more like ,They would sleep with them sober... 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material.... etc...

Or generally using the phase "crate of beer" when referring to " I would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid"

Oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ..... Mate replies.. Mate that's a "crate of beer " lol

Or

Dear diary, I wouldnt touch that guy with a "crate of beer" he really smells. Lol

by WiffyFingers March 9, 2016