malcom bridge middle school

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.

Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020

Malcom bridge middle school

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls

Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes

by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

The Bridge

An eloquent dream symbol, its crossing an achievement that long felt impossible. "Last night, I dreamed I walked across the bridge", she told him, "all by myself, all the way to the other side of the river."

"I dreamed I walked across the bridge."

by Monkey's Dad January 15, 2023

edgy bridge

The hotspot in Blacon for its iconic bungee jumping history. It's popularity comes from the no ropes policy when jumping off from the sides. If you land on the circle at the end of your fall, your family earns insurance money for your death. It's name originates from its popularity with emos committing suicide here

Owen- "I had fun at Blacon's Edgy Bridge!"
Insurance earned: 5 quid

by Matt the Twat Facts June 2, 2017

Jungle bridge

The place where your vagina would be if you had one. It's like a bridge from your ass to your balls. It's jungly. A fucking Jungle Bridge!
The technical term for that area is Paraneom. Also commonly referred to as your taint, your gouch or your cholo.

Everything is going numb! My cox, my balls, my Jungle Bridge even my ass.

by Racer XXX April 1, 2017

Thunder Bridge

The act of laying your wiener from one female boob to the other to bridge the gap

My boss Wes was talking about how he wanted to thunder bridge this girl with a huge rack but was worried he wasn’t big enough.

by Skervey McCleary March 9, 2021