booze fairy

Someone who leaves booze of any kind of your doorstep without getting caught.

I JUST GOT BOOZED BY THE BOOZE FAIRY.
I JUST GOT SPRINKLED BY THE BOOZE FAIRY.

by CreateYourOwnHappiness June 17, 2020

Boozer's gloom

The comedown after an alcholic high.

The depressing feeling you get when you stop drinking.

Me: How are you feeling?

Mate: Bloody miserable, after 10 pints last night I've got boozer's gloom

by Johnnyboyz98 April 24, 2022

Booze Cruise

To drive drunk. Often returning home from a party or other social gathering or to buy more booze.

"Are you sure you want to be designated driver tonight? We could also walk since the bar's only a mile away." "Of course! You know I'm the best booze cruiser in the group!"

"Bro we're almost out of liquor and it's only 10:30!" "Then let's go for a quick booze cruise and get some more!"

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

Alcohol Liquor Booze

the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party

dude 1: bro watch this

dude 2: ok bro go ahead

dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze

dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE

dude 1: *gone*

by dave the slightly inconvenient July 24, 2019

Pi Is All Booked

When teachers and students who want to borrow books on the number π from public or school libraries are told that they had all been lent out, probably because the borrowers needed them for their project or presentation on Pi Day.

When the prime minister asked his secretary to help borrow some math titles on pi for his wife, he’s told that “pi is all booked”—all titles are due after March 14.

by Fasters May 29, 2022

Boozen Puken

A bar or place to drink alcohol

Hey were gonna head over to the boozen puken with Hitler

by Taylor Rockaway April 27, 2009

boozenose

The red veins that appear on one's nose after years of righteous boozing. The veins may be accompanied by pocks and vodka filled bubble busters that fester on your face until you dunk them in holy water.

See: Ted Kennedy, Tip O'Neill, Tommy Lasorda, WC Fields, Fred Mertz, or any commie politician who wakes up with Popov in his coffee. Boozenose is a mark of honor that can only be earned. If you take offense, too bad. You should have out down the cocktails a long time ago.

by boozenose June 3, 2010