chaku booked

hasty theft; bum rushing someone and run off taking their stuff

saw a guy get chaku booked right outside, shit was wild. That’s why I always say “you can’t have shit in Detroit”

by Todd Shepherds April 17, 2021

full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009

R. Kelly Blue Book

The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.

"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"

"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"

by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014

book it

To go somewhere very fast, to sprint.

" you see joe run"
" hell yah, he booked it"

" As soon as the cops came everyone just booked it"

" fuck, my parents ...book it! "

by oodeee October 28, 2006

book

1. A source of information.

2. A source of entertainment.

3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.

1. The dictionary

2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'

3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

boobskitball

to throw objects between a chicks boobs when she is wearing a low cut shirt.

shang:lets play boobskitball.
i bet you i can make the shot from across the room.
(throws peanut.. goes in)
anna:what the hell!!!!

by the flying bandito March 19, 2009

beach book

“The beach book is easily digestible, designed to be guzzled down from a cramped airline seat or reclining poolside chair. Comforting, happy endings are assured; every couple who ought to end up walking into the sunset together does (although the best of the genre have you doubting that destiny in the middle chapters.) They’re not the novels you proudly display on your shelves so that guests may marvel at your intellectual prowess, but frankly, it’s too hot out for Tolstoy.” - Kim Rollins

"I feel like sitting by the pool and reading a nice beach book"

by Rachel Clay November 6, 2006