Boner

So you wake up and say wow I got morning wood but you don't know what that means you just say it then you look down your pee pee and it's hard as a rock

Prostitute: DAMN THATS ONE HARD DICK
Me: oh it's nothing I just have a boner it's when my pee pee get hard so I can ejaculate
Prostitute: okay fuck me now

Me: don't mind if I do

by Don't be an Ehiosa December 2, 2020

Boner

Someone who plays the trombone

If you play the trombone you are a boner

by AceBomb October 4, 2020

Boner

When a boy/man sees something hot and wants to fuck it, exulting in the PP getting hard.

Have you seen Blake’s Boner

I know right! it’s so big

by Firee March 25, 2021

boner

boner happy

i love my boner

by pppppheaddd January 18, 2020

Boner

A boner is a car that barely runs and consistently brakes down leaving the owner at the side of the road

Hey man you heard what happened to Dan?
He bought a complete Boner last night and spent the evening in a police foil blanket at the side of the road!

by Rosi_sport May 24, 2019

Boner

Something u get when u c something or someone u like.

Holly shit, she gave me a boner. Oh yeah.

by The BONER himself. May 18, 2019

boner

it happens when u get aroused or turned on, ur pp gets hard

person 1: *bends over*
person 2: oh no
person 1: what?
person 2: my pp hard
person 1: bOnEr??

by the real billy November 23, 2019