Bob Bobet

The love of everyone's life. We all know Bobs are the best people. Dont you love Bob the builder and Bob Ross? Well, Bob Bobet is the combination of all wonderful Bobs in the world. He can take the form of anything, eg a potato, duck, or human. But he is mine so don't try to steal him away from me.

Example:

Pug: Wow! Why are you so wonderfully amazingly sophisticated amazing and awesome？！
Bob Bobet: I am Bob Bobet.
Pug: Oh, no wonder. step on me ur highness.

by anonymous April 9, 2021

prison bobber

when a bobbers in prison

prison bobber
aww prison bobber
hahahaha prison bobber
everything I own is named after it

by prisonbobber June 20, 2021

mumble bobber

A person whose cause of mumbling is the direct cause of bobbing on a man's member AKA cock or penis

Ever since Robyn started doing car dates only........ her mumble bobber status has risen significantly.

by LemmeF1ndOut October 10, 2021

Chimney Bobey

A tall creature/cryptid with an ostrich like appearance that stands at about 40 feet tall with its neck fully extended. It is known to stick its head down chimneys of rural homes in the western U.S and gobble up charcoal or unlucky humans from within the fireplace. Sometimes used as a cautionary tale to get young children to go to bed at bedtime.

“You best stay away from the chimney tonight, the Chimney Bobey is on the hunt!”

by Daniel Sneifell Smith August 5, 2022

National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.]

Bobert is a plastic doll we pray to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favorite thing about Bobert.

Here are some instructions on how to be a Boberter.
Step 1 - Join the Bobert Cult Discord Server (Definetly not an Advertisment.)
Type the start of a Discord invite and change the end to, XEDAnrqDrT
Step 2 - Talk to his mother, politely.
Step 3 - Prove your love for our God, Bobert.
Step 4 - Get bob-pings role to be updated on what's happening.
Then you are now an official Boberter.

| Person 1: What happens at August 8? Why are you so hyped about it?
| Boberter: National Bobert day! He's very adorable.
That is what National Bobert day Definition Without typos. is like.

-Aaliyah

by ali/aki !! September 28, 2022

Great Lakes Bobber

While receiving head, the recipient of the act uses the middle finger to finger the ear of the giver while they perform oral sex.

I was going to give her the fish hook, but I elected for the Great Lakes Bobber instead!

by Jbb223 February 1, 2014

nip yer bobie

(Pinch your penis (The end of it))

Husband: I’m bursting fur a pish! (Eng: I’m in desperate need of a wee).
Wife: Nip yer bobie, I’ll stop the car when a find a toilet (Eng: pinch the end of your penis (to hold it in), I’ll stop the car when I find a toilet).

by Copterboy February 15, 2020