Bellendium

Cum, Semen

Damn... Susan sure knows how to extract that sweet Bellendium, she should go get herself a job in Kalgoorlie!

by Mr Fister 84 June 13, 2021

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that Is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest.

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendest

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that is beyond the being a bellend.

Look at that lad he's thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest in here!!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender

- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendery

Bellendery is the practice of displaying a complete lack of intelligent thought or consideration for others often resulting in inconvenience to others. The perpetrator is seemingly unaware of the cause and effect of their actions.

When witnessing such an idiotic act or seeing the resulting carnage, one might exclaim "What is this bellendery?!"

by MissTax February 12, 2024

Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends

Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends

by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022

bellens

It is a German name often used as surnames

My girlfriend is Emmanuella 'Bellens '

by Bellens E. November 10, 2019