de-loosify

To make something feel tighter, such as a vagina, screws, orange juice lids and vaginas.

1. Slim Bavis made the big switch to Tropicana from Minute Maid Orange Juice, because he was unable to de-loosify the lid.

2. Dan Jewell's large member has pulverized many vaginas, causing them to resort to Vaginercises which in turn will de-loosify that nappy dugout.

by Dan Jewell March 25, 2005

De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.

Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first

by Dr Wizard January 13, 2018

De-Evolve

To de-evolve is to evolve backwards from homo erectus to hairy knuckle dragging idiot.

My homie has been hitting the weights so hard he looks like a silverback, that boy de-evolved.

by Fireberg June 26, 2015

De-bored

(Verb) dee bord - to make somebody in an entertained and in a satisfied state of mind; not bored.

"im boooorrred and i know you'll DE-BORED me. i dont think thats even a word, but oh well. its my new word. we can put it in the dictionary."

by Chris Konce June 26, 2008

De-Cleated

A) When a human gets hit so hard that their feet or cleats leave the earth and they land on their back. The hit can be delivered in the form of a punch, push, kick or tackle.

B) A Chic that is Ugly or Wasted.

Holy Shit, Big Nick Harris popped of to Switz yesterday and Switz straight de-cleated that fool!! It was Ocean.

Dude that chic JFAN crushed the other night was De-cleated.

by The Switz November 04, 2009

De-decorating

1. The mess you make throwing things everywhere trying to find something important.
2. The opposite redecorating

Her: Good grief it's a mess in here.

You: Oh sorry about that I had to do some De-decorating when I was looking for my car keys.

by Deezo88 March 31, 2009

Des Ananas

A singing and dancing pineapple from Telefrancias, an educational program meant to assist children learning French. Meanwhile, Des Ananas is quite pedophilish looking, and stupid (ie. being attacked by a bird, almost being cut up by a chef, ect.) Despite his awkward face, eye makeup and feminine accessories, you will have to love Des Ananas.

Jen: Why is there a singing and dancing pineapple with scary lipstick waving at me?
Alyssa: Don't worry, thats just Des Ananas...Jaques and Sophies dear friend!

by Morrigon March 01, 2008