bachelor chow

As advertised on billboards in Futurama.

Ingredients:

1 bowl of chili
1 handful of shredded cheese
1 egg, scrambled
1 handful of fritos
1 tabasco sauce.

Mix together in a large bowl and serve piping hot.

To say that bachelor chow sticks to your ribs is an understatement.

by uglygun November 14, 2004

The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

by Nosimp September 15, 2018

Bachelor Party Psycho

A girlfriend who won't let her boyfriend go to bachelor parties. A girl who insists on going to an all guys bachelor party with her boyfriend.

Man, I don't know if I can come tonight. My girlfriend is being a bachelor party psycho.

by Hfield January 25, 2011

bathectomey

getting into a very hot tub of water, thereby cooking your balls, before sex.

They were out of condoms, so he took a bathectomey.

by Schark August 9, 2008

batherosclerosis

Batherosclerosis is a condition in which the bath tub drain wall thickens as a result of the accumulation of hair and general human filth resulting in a bath tub that has to be left overnight to drain properly. Curable with a plunger, gas mask and a strong stomach.

Person 1: Your bathtub has a sever case of batherosclerosis.
Person 2: Oh Dear!
Person 3: Not to worry! I shall brave the filth with my mighty plunger! For Narnia!
Person 2: My hero!

by llamas007 April 7, 2013

bachelor stance

Choosing to eat at the counter when eating at the table is totally a feasible option.

Then he assumed the bachelor stance as he devoured the tacos

by PeterPiper March 4, 2015

batel

BATEL is a very hot girl, who probably change her idols every two months, batel is a gorgeous girl and amazing frined, ans she is NOT a pdopil.

Guy1:" jeez batel azot kosit"
Guy2:"yeah bro I knooww"

by Wolfiemi January 8, 2018