bath of lav

what you promise your crush to do next time you meet:
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀

"girl, you coming out tonight? we are causing a scene in a club downtown!"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"

by Krkič April 6, 2019

toaster bath

A common way to commit suicide; Simply put a toaster in your bathtub

Kid: go kommit toaster bath
Me: ok *cries*
Unrelated gif;;

by GrandSider November 5, 2020

Elvis Bath

When you don't have time to shower so you spray yourself with perfume or cologne. Elvis was famous for doing this.

I was on an airplane all night and had to get to my job interview immediately after landing so I had to give myself an Elvis bath in the airport bathroom.

by RedHotMamaTowns May 1, 2014

Village Bath

When a group of family members take a bath together to avoid wasting water.

Both brothers and sisters bathe together and share a bathroom with eachother.

It's a group of poor kids in dirty bathwater taking a bath together in a room the size of a closet.

Mama Sherly screamed get in the bath kids, it's time for your monthly village bath.

by bjshhssh August 1, 2010

bird bathed

when you get so drunk you take the skin from your ballsack and strech it so it forms a basin in which you pour alcohol into it and get your mate to drink it.

friend one - My head's killing me, what happened last night?
friend two - you got so smashed that you bird bathed and friend three drank from it
friend one - FML

by xKinkyKittenx September 14, 2017

Persian bath

When a group of Persian women/men lick you clean like cats.

After a long hard day I like to treat myself to a Persian bath.

by General Dismay July 23, 2015

Whore's Bath

when you wash the necessary areas as a lady that are needed, such as your pits privates and face...commonly called pirates bath as well.

By the time we were done i was so tired i could only take a whore's bath before passing out.

by Platabbarbie September 20, 2009