by lozikins May 9, 2010
Get the bedside baptist mug.anyone who stands on a corner or outside the Ace's and preaches hell-fire.
Anyone who think God hates Gays,Sodomites,Violence Lovers,Perverts, and some children
Anyone who think God hates Gays,Sodomites,Violence Lovers,Perverts, and some children
*Anti-Baptist* Arrrr you r a fagit and a pervert and are goin' to HELL!!!!!!
*Alex* at least I don't Fuck My Sister!!!!!
*Anti-Baptist*(makes odd motion)
*Anthony* Stupid Anti-Baptist!
*john* yea....
*Alex* at least I don't Fuck My Sister!!!!!
*Anti-Baptist*(makes odd motion)
*Anthony* Stupid Anti-Baptist!
*john* yea....
by KingToney September 28, 2007
Get the Anti-Baptist mug.the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman in labor and cumming on the baby's face.
derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.
derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.
I love the pregnant ladies. When they're birthin' you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. Give little miss a fucking baptism!
by glassy wassy September 7, 2008
Get the fucking baptism mug.A Christian school, with the biggest Wacko principal ever, he thinks that Obama will bring the end of the world on all of us.
The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
The guys almost all think they can play guitar, including the principal. They can only play 3 Chords.
The Girls all try to act christian and are a bunch of airheads, except for a few in the high school.
Curriculum is partial and leans towards the "OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! ONE" Party of America.
There are however a few people that do have common sense and go there because their parents make them go there.
Zions hill Baptist School is the worst school ever.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
That guy goes to Zions Hill Baptist School he's hopeless.
by Raypture May 21, 2009
Get the Zions Hill Baptist School mug.To baptise, or to perform a baptism, is to rub one's milk-laden breasts across a gentleman's/lady's head and/or face, expressing an indiscriminate amount of boob juice on to the subject's forehead.
Although I'm 8 months pregnant I still managed to baptise several gentlemen and one lucky lady last night. Alas, my jugs will soon be empty.
by MEFF February 13, 2009
Get the baptise mug.Cathilics are all knowing because they learn everything behind the bible.
Baptists know the Bible, that's it.
Baptists know the Bible, that's it.
by TubaMasta March 16, 2009
Get the Baptist mug.something thats not catholic; synonomous with high divorce rates, jerry falwell (with his mother in the outhouse) and mainly hypocritical, holier than thou bullshit. see every religion tries to prove its better...in the end catholocism wins by a billion and a half so you baptists can go to hell, which is where your goin when jesus bitch slaps you down to satan...you know what, ill do it, your not worty of jesus' hand...i offically call dibs on the baptist bitch-slaper to hell guy
Jesus: i see your here for the profesional Bitch Slaping Baptist job?
Me: Yes.
Jesus: Why Should i Hire You?
Me: Because you dont have to get your hands dirty in southern redneck inbreds whose lives center around being punished to hell, so i figured id give them what they want
Jesus: I Like your Style, Lets See How Well You do, how does tuesday sound?
Me: No Problem
Jesus: Ok From Now on You are now my Pimphand Bitchslapper...if they ask, tell 'em J hired you and give them a ton of hope that they'll get into heaven, then bitchslap them into satans asshole...
me: Sounds Good
Jesus: Peace, im going to go with peter to bless some kids or some shit like that
me: see u around...
2. " did not have sex with my mother in an outhouse...it was my father"-Jerry Falwell
Me: Yes.
Jesus: Why Should i Hire You?
Me: Because you dont have to get your hands dirty in southern redneck inbreds whose lives center around being punished to hell, so i figured id give them what they want
Jesus: I Like your Style, Lets See How Well You do, how does tuesday sound?
Me: No Problem
Jesus: Ok From Now on You are now my Pimphand Bitchslapper...if they ask, tell 'em J hired you and give them a ton of hope that they'll get into heaven, then bitchslap them into satans asshole...
me: Sounds Good
Jesus: Peace, im going to go with peter to bless some kids or some shit like that
me: see u around...
2. " did not have sex with my mother in an outhouse...it was my father"-Jerry Falwell
by Alex Curtis June 11, 2006
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