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Hosepipe Ban 

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.
"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".
Hosepipe Ban by Salsa July 31, 2005
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why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop 

i’m making this definition so i can buy it on a shirt.
why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop would look great on a shirt
When you accidentally press space when you try to type “urban”
Person 1 “whoops I typed ur ban instead of urban”
Person 2 “wow ur an idiot”
If you receive or give a Kev Ban, you or that person is not allowed to use a vape. A person is kev banned for violating the unspoken rules of keving for example: taking too many tokes, making the drip tip wet, being an intolerable person or refusing to give the vape back. If you use a vape other than your own during a kev ban you can be rightfully shanked on site!
For example:

"You've been kev banned!"

Another example:

*constantly asking to use your vape
"You have been kev banned"

pics or ban 

similar to pics or stuf or pics or gtfo. except this one is threatening to ban if the original poster does not post pics to back up his claim. used jokingly most of the time

this is sometimes accompanied by the 'this thread is worthless without pics' smiley
guy1: i just put a jet engine on my civic

aprox. 8 posts later without pics.

random guy: pics or ban
pics or ban by thunder storm October 30, 2008
To be permanatly banned.
Usually for pwning or making fun of the admin in a counter-strike game.
KLoBsTeR:2 and 17 holy shit the admin is a suxor n00b!!!
admins nerdy cohort: perma-ban!!!
admin: no your the n00b(then perma-bans KLoBsTeR)
Perma-ban by Bret Steffes September 28, 2005