Pan-Ban

Pussy ass nigga-bitch ass nigga, someone who does stupid, bitch like shit

You are a Pan-Ban ass nigga

by ZB95 March 8, 2014

Hosepipe Ban

The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.

"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"

"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"

"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".

by Salsa July 31, 2005

why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop

i’m making this definition so i can buy it on a shirt.

why ban gay marriage when you can ban kids bop would look great on a shirt

by sadinpink November 3, 2019

ur ban

When you accidentally press space when you try to type “urban”

Person 1 “whoops I typed ur ban instead of urban”
Person 2 “wow ur an idiot”

by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 15, 2019

Kev Ban

If you receive or give a Kev Ban, you or that person is not allowed to use a vape. A person is kev banned for violating the unspoken rules of keving for example: taking too many tokes, making the drip tip wet, being an intolerable person or refusing to give the vape back. If you use a vape other than your own during a kev ban you can be rightfully shanked on site!

For example:

"You've been kev banned!"

Another example:

*constantly asking to use your vape
"You have been kev banned"

by Kev Lord Leo Spalding March 3, 2020

pics or ban

similar to pics or stuf or pics or gtfo. except this one is threatening to ban if the original poster does not post pics to back up his claim. used jokingly most of the time

this is sometimes accompanied by the 'this thread is worthless without pics' smiley

guy1: i just put a jet engine on my civic

aprox. 8 posts later without pics.

random guy: pics or ban

by thunder storm October 30, 2008

Perma-ban

To be permanatly banned.
Usually for pwning or making fun of the admin in a counter-strike game.

KLoBsTeR:2 and 17 holy shit the admin is a suxor n00b!!!
admins nerdy cohort: perma-ban!!!
admin: no your the n00b(then perma-bans KLoBsTeR)

by Bret Steffes September 28, 2005