Backspaced

Verb - When you are mistakingly attracted to someone's profile pic, and realize upon the opening of the album that the person is not exactly what was portrayed in the default.

"Wow, CuTegIrL123 looked fine in her main pic, but when I opened her album she totally had to be backspaced!"

by Luiz O March 30, 2009

backseat barista

Coffee snobs who drink way too much Starbucks who keep staring at the barista and asking questions while they are making their drink.

Customer: "That's non-fat, right? Make sure it's decaf. I can't have caffeine. You sure that's decaf?"

Barista (in their mind, of course): "if this backseat barista won't shut the hell up, she's getting a little something extra in this latte."

by SBtripp13 July 27, 2011

backspacer

those gay people who write shit in msn for hours and then they don't say anything and it pisses me off, and other people too.

everyone waits for ages for marcus to finish typing, then he types nothing!! wat a backspacer!!!!!

by gc_stripped October 10, 2004

backspackle

After defiling your old lady’s ass doggie style, pull out your pud before you cum, and spray your jizz all over her lower back.

I love to back spackle on my old lady's tattoo.

by CrackSabbath September 9, 2003

backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!

Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 16, 2009

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010