While fucking a skank in the ass, you strike a solid turd plug. Upon discovering this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "ARRRRGHHH!", like a pirate.
Last night sucked, man. I was ass-fucking your sister and hit Pirate's Treasure. That girl needs to eat more greens.
by CrackSabbath September 09, 2003
After defiling your old lady’s ass doggie style, pull out your pud before you cum, and spray your jizz all over her lower back.
by CrackSabbath September 09, 2003