Bread Crust

Bread (bred), n., (Belonging to Reality and Exploiting Anyone who is Developmental)
Crust (krust), n., (Conforming to Reality with Underlining Superficial Traits)

1) Acronymic phrase referring to the two types of people involved in the mainstream genre. "BREAD" refers to the mainstream media in general and anyone willing to exploit the masses of conformative people looking to "fit in" with the popular crowd (i.e. Eminem, MTV, etc.). "CRUST" refers to the consumers in the industry that are highly influenced by mainstream media and will gullibly conform to any standards set by popular icons.

Thanks to the Bread Crusts, my hope for mankind has diminished.

by Essix April 16, 2005

Bread in the Shed

A rather severe yeast infection.

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"

by Gaz Edmunds October 2, 2006

bread and circus

A sports event that is used to keep the stupid masses dumb and under control by keeping them fed and entertained like during the ancient roman times when they gave free bread and free entry to games like gladiator fights, chariot races, etc to keep the masses happy and under control.

Are you going to watch the superbowl tonight? nah I dont watch sports, its all bread and circus.

by Wise Silver Wolf February 2, 2020

Bread crumbs and beaver spit

A reference to one of the best flash series ever, Riddle School

Phil: Bread crumbs and beaver spit.
Richy: You're so random man.

by Hackrmin June 28, 2021

Bread jesus

A really awesome person who deserves the whole world <3

"yo who is that wonderful human?" "oh that's Bread Jesus"

by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021

Bread Wipe

When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.

Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.

I had runny shits yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.

by SunShizzle June 1, 2011

bread snack

A small meal (not breakfast, lunch or dinner) of plain bread - neither toasted nor dressed with other items or even condiments.

H: Hey man, I'm starving. Want to grab some tacos before the movie?
R: Nah, thanks. I had a bread snack. I'll just eat afterward.

by pzest12 January 22, 2014