A competitive sport in which you bend over, cupping one hand over your balls and then attempt to punch your opponent's balls till they submit. Typically there are no real rules and is usually the result of long night of drinking.
Husband - "I'm not sure if we will ever be able to have kids. When I was in college I was a professional ball boxer and now my sperm are punch drunk."
Wife - "What is ball boxing?"
Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"
Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
Wife - "What is ball boxing?"
Husband - "It's really not a clever name. We would get drunk, cup our balls and proceed to punch each other till someone gave up. Did I mention we were drunk?"
Wife - "Why in god's name did I ever marry you?"
by GroovySan January 11, 2008
Get the ball boxing mug.The initial boning period or IBP refers to the (typically) one to two months at the start of a relationship where the protagonist is able to overlook physical or mental imperfections of his/her partner simply because they are having sexual relations with them. Once the IBP has past, the relationship will either fail or one actually has to like the other person involved.
I can feel I'm nearing the end of the initial boning period - her cross-eyes and halitosis are really starting to annoy me. I'd really rather just play with myself.
by el-dudarino October 27, 2010
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Get the poor boying it mug.When two people punch each other in the torso. From the neck down to the waistline. The point is to pretend fight your friends instead of literally getting hit in the face and get your ass hurt.
Bob: Dude, me and Tyler were body boxing like 5 rounds last night.
Dylan: Wow, dude you must be sore.
Dylan: Wow, dude you must be sore.
by MightY(ConFed) January 30, 2008
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by Barreloflaughs August 2, 2017
Get the boning mug.Adj. A phrase describing a task that is particularly boring and cumbersome. Derived from the common feminine realization that "sucking a dick" is both a chore and boring. The likely origin is the phrase, "This is as boring as sucking a dick," but given the derogatory nature of such a statement, was shortened to be more discrete, for use in situations where the word "dick" would be less than appropriate.
1. Girl, "My boyfriend pounded my vadge only missionary style all last night, it was boring as suck."
Friend, "That's too bad. My Boyfriend gave me a blackjack, it was great!"
Friend, "That's too bad. My Boyfriend gave me a blackjack, it was great!"
by The Scarlet Pimpernil January 27, 2009
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I have noticed that younger children (and older children with less-developed vocabularies) use this word often. "Boring" among these people is a catch-all term indicating general disapproval. It can mean frustrating, depressing, or unpopular, or even embarassing, uncomfortable, unfamiliar, or unapproachable. The child's concept of "boredom" temporarily takes the place of the range of emotions that we become more aware of, and better able to articulate, as we grow older.
Adults often seem to misunderstand the fact that "boring" doesn't mean the same thing to children that it means to us. An adult is bored when they can't "find anything to do" or when they are trapped in an uneventful formal situation such as a meeting or a second cousin's funeral. Children, however, seem like they use "boring" for many other situations, even ones that may seem exciting and fast-paced.
I have noticed that younger children (and older children with less-developed vocabularies) use this word often. "Boring" among these people is a catch-all term indicating general disapproval. It can mean frustrating, depressing, or unpopular, or even embarassing, uncomfortable, unfamiliar, or unapproachable. The child's concept of "boredom" temporarily takes the place of the range of emotions that we become more aware of, and better able to articulate, as we grow older.
Adults often seem to misunderstand the fact that "boring" doesn't mean the same thing to children that it means to us. An adult is bored when they can't "find anything to do" or when they are trapped in an uneventful formal situation such as a meeting or a second cousin's funeral. Children, however, seem like they use "boring" for many other situations, even ones that may seem exciting and fast-paced.
Jell-o? That's boring!
I hate science! It's boring!
How was your first day of school?
Boring.
Did you meet new people?
Yeah.
Did you have lots to do?
Yeah.
Did you go outside and run around?
Yeah.
Then how was it boring?
I don't know.
If you're bored, I can find something for you to do.
I hate science! It's boring!
How was your first day of school?
Boring.
Did you meet new people?
Yeah.
Did you have lots to do?
Yeah.
Did you go outside and run around?
Yeah.
Then how was it boring?
I don't know.
If you're bored, I can find something for you to do.
by Tastyfish November 18, 2006
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